A few funnies

The other night we are sitting at the dinner table talking about Christian's new big boy room that we are re-doing for his birthday. I can't remember what was said but I replied that whatever it was that it would not go with the new motif.  Christian then turned his lip up and asked "What's a motif"?  I would give anything to have what followed on video.  As serious as he could be, Carson looked at his brother and said, "I'll tell you what mo-teef is, it's these" and pointed to his teeth.  It was hysterical!

For this same meal I cooked steak, potatoes and green beans.  Fresh green beans I might add that I even drizzled some brown sugar on while cooking so they would be sweet.  Christian held one up and asked, "what are these"?  Green beans, I said.  He said, "No.  Green beans are supposed to be like 2" long".  I told him that these were fresh green beans.  Anyway for the rest of the dinner Chad, Christian and Carson all chimed in on how I was not an american, I just want them to be yankee like me (said from Carson), and after years of growing a garden with his Pa Pa, green beans were not supposed to have this texture.  Give me a break!!  I am sorry that these are not 2" green beans that have been soaking in a can of preservative for three years so that you could eat them with no teeth.